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{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"fact":"The silks created by weavers in Baghdad were inspired by the beautiful and varied colors and markings of cat coats. These fabrics were called 'tabby' by European traders.","length":174}
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