{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}
{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?","punchline":"It was two-tired.","id":421}
{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the ocean say to the beach?","punchline":"Thanks for all the sediment.","id":178}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What does a pirate pay for his corn?","punchline":"A buccaneer!","id":235}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?","punchline":"A Popsicle.","id":198}
{"type":"standard","title":"Aluva railway station","displaytitle":"Aluva railway station","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4737588","titles":{"canonical":"Aluva_railway_station","normalized":"Aluva railway station","display":"Aluva railway station"},"pageid":29550292,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Aluva_Railway_Station.JPG/330px-Aluva_Railway_Station.JPG","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d3/Aluva_Railway_Station.JPG","width":2592,"height":1944},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1281108840","tid":"f9fcba26-03e4-11f0-9acd-296662007793","timestamp":"2025-03-18T10:37:23Z","description":"Railway station in Aluva, Kerala, India","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":10.108,"lon":76.356},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluva_railway_station","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluva_railway_station?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluva_railway_station?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Aluva_railway_station"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluva_railway_station","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Aluva_railway_station","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluva_railway_station?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Aluva_railway_station"}},"extract":"Aluva railway station is an NSG–3 category Indian railway station in Thiruvananthapuram railway division of Southern Railway zone. It is a railway station mainly catering to the passengers from the northern part of the city of Kochi in the Indian state of Kerala. The station lies in the Shoranur–Cochin Harbour section of Thiruvananthapuram railway division. It is located right aside Aluva KSRTC bus stand, one of the main bus terminals in the icty of Kochi, and a kilometre away from Aluva metro station of the Kochi Metro.","extract_html":"
Aluva railway station is an NSG–3 category Indian railway station in Thiruvananthapuram railway division of Southern Railway zone. It is a railway station mainly catering to the passengers from the northern part of the city of Kochi in the Indian state of Kerala. The station lies in the Shoranur–Cochin Harbour section of Thiruvananthapuram railway division. It is located right aside Aluva KSRTC bus stand, one of the main bus terminals in the icty of Kochi, and a kilometre away from Aluva metro station of the Kochi Metro.
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{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the belt go to prison?","punchline":"He held up a pair of pants!","id":316}
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